Top 10 Swimming Jokes

If you were anything like me as a kid, you got a kick out of corny jokes, whether they were told to you by your grandpa, printed on popsicle sticks, or on the back of Laffy Taffy wrappers. The cheesier, the better. In the spirit of silly joke telling, here is a list of my top 10 swimming jokes. If your inner five-year-old is anything like mine, you’ll have a good chuckle.

 

Q:           Why can male elephants swim any time they want?

A:            Because they always have their trunks on them.

 

Q:            What do you call a swim team made up of girls named Jennifer?

A:             Hydrogens!

 

Q:           In what direction does a chicken swim?

A:            Cluck-wise!

 

Q:           Why did the blonde keep doing the backstroke?

A:            She just had lunch and didn't want to swim on a full stomach.

 

Q:           Why did the vegetarians stop swimming?

A:            They didn't like meets.

 

Q:           Why did the girl have problems swimming?

A:            She didn’t have boy-ancy!

 

Q:           Where do ghosts like to go swimming?

A:             Lake Eerie!

 

Q:           What did the ocean say to the beach?

A:            Nothing. It just waved.

 

Q:           What kind of stroke can you use on toast?

A:           BUTTER-fly!

 

Q:           What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in a swimming pool?

A:            Bob.

 

Did I miss any great ones? What are your favorite swimming jokes?